Can’t swim? Can’t dance? Don’t know karate? We can help with at least one of those.

Y’allternative Rodeo returns on July 21 for a night of line dancing (yes, line dancing) to all your favorite emo/alternative/pop-punk bangers.

“But I don’t know how to line dance!” We’ll teach you!

“But I hate country music!” Don’t worry – this ain’t that kind of hoedown.

Whether you’re an experienced line dancer or it’s your first rodeo, this night is for you – if you can hang.

Hosted by @yallternativerodeo, with DJ @nichenightnyc. Tell all your friends. 😉